rockinglittlebookworm:

piercing-whore:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

There was once this dude who my friends had invited along who thought I liked him when I was actually trying to kept him to fuck off. My friend then had to tell this dude I was a lesbian to get him to finally back down.

(via hi)

notasupersaiyan-yet:

This 80+ year old dude just prd his bench at 110lbs and all the jacked dudes were standing around him cheering him on and he got it and was so excited it was hella adorable.

(via blindatheart)

indiclyde:

clvirxinspirit:

one day

Hurts knowing I don’t have this

i plan to something like this

(Source: michaelplatco, via blindatheart)

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

(via pizza)

sometimesifangirltoohard:

stuck—in-purgatory:

klusterfvk:


Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

awe I HAD TO REBLOG THIS OMG


I AM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

sometimesifangirltoohard:

stuck—in-purgatory:

klusterfvk:

Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

awe I HAD TO REBLOG THIS OMG

I AM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

(Source: manicgay, via blindatheart)

What would your character’s Twitter description be?

(Source: aryastraks, via happy-lattes)

(Source: middayoil, via happy-lattes)

totallyfubar:

childishsereno:

HOW IS THERE A GIF IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

Do you really think a screen shot is powerful enough to stop Beyonce from flipping her hair?

totallyfubar:

childishsereno:

HOW IS THERE A GIF IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

Do you really think a screen shot is powerful enough to stop Beyonce from flipping her hair?

(Source: yorshs, via hi)

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

(Source: sorry, via pizza)

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